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Are you a single female? Do men who yell at store workers on minimum wage get your motor running? Are you desperate — no like, really, super desperate — for love?
If so, then now’s the time to buzz Chris Morgan — aka old mate from that viral Bagel Boss video — because 24 hours of internet fame has allegedlyput him in hot demand.
Morgan was filmed throwing a bizarre tantrum inside a Bay Shore Bagel Boss, ranting at store staff and fellow customers about how women on dating sites don’t like him because of his height.
After his tantrum was filmed and went viral, the 45-year-old told The New York Post his phone has been ringing non-stop.
“My phone is blowing up like the president,” Mr Morgan said. “I haven’t even got to my friends.”
He then said the rant had suddenly changed his luck with the ladies, which seemed to be the underlying source of his original fury.
“I got girls hitting on me I don’t even know,” he said … or claimed, rather.
But no need to be sceptical — what woman wouldn’t want a bloke who can do an uncanny impersonation of that spoilt little brat from Willy Wonka?
If his claim about ladies hitting him up is true, it’s definitely a turnaround for the Long Island pocket rocket, whose rant about women’s lack of interest brought him viral infamy.
“Why is it OK for women to say, ‘Oh you’re 5 feet’ on dating sites — you should be dead. That’s OK?” Mr Morgan bellowed at other customers on Wednesday.
In the clip, Mr Morgan shouts at other customers before a larger, unidentified man tells him to calm down.
“Shut your mouth. You are not God or my father or my boss,” he fires back, before the other customer tackles him to the ground.
Mr Morgan also told the Post the store had just invited him over for a free bagel. But when approached for comment, the store said they had made no such offer.
“No one invited him for a bagel. He’s not welcome,” Bagel Boss owner Mike Ficco said.
It comes as a second video has surfaced showing Mr Morgan seems to have a hankering for this kind of display. He also appears to have a YouTube channel where he often uses homophobic slurs, is racist and gets into fights.
In the fresh profanity-laced video, that went viral this morning, he can be seen lashing out at a 7-Eleven employee, after the worker asks him how tall he is.
“It’s like f**king 5.30 in the morning and this jack*** asks me, ‘What is my height?’” Mr Morgan yells into the camera from a 7-Eleven in Bay Shore on May 5, as two workers watch on, confused.
“You guys don’t say, ‘Hi, how are you doing?’ The first thing you ask me is what is my height? What country are you from?” continues Morgan.
When the worker responds that he’s from Pakistan, Morgan retorts: “Really? Do you know how much money our country gives you? F**king Third World toilet countries.
“What if I came up to the counter and go, ‘I don’t like foreigners. What country are you from?’”
He then shouts at the clerk to “wipe the smirk” off his face before leaving.
Again — form an orderly queue, gals.
Originally published as Unlikely reaction to man’s vile rant