Love Island Chris's Anaconda sex position is actually shockingly violent

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Chris Taylor baffled Love Island fans last night when he declared his favourite sex position is The Anaconda.

His admission to new girl Harley Brash sparked confusion both in the villa and out, as he refused to give further details about what it entailed.

“There’s no time to get into that,” he quipped as she grilled him ahead of the couples’ quiz challenge.

Sure enough, viewers took to the grubbiest depths of Google to find out what on earth he was on about.

Chris told Harley his favourite sex position is The Anaconda

Luckily, Urban Dictionary can shed some light – but it doesn’t make Chris sound like a particularly considerate lover.

The site reveals an Anaconda is when a man is receiving oral sex but withdraws quickly.

“At the same time [he] makes fists with both hands then quickly punches the partner on both sides of the neck at the same time, hence causing a swelling action,” the site goes on.

“The man then inserts [himself] back into the person’s mouth, having the feeling of an anaconda around [him] from the swollen neck.”

Twitter users were shocked to read the definition, with one quickly tweeting: “Welp, that’s assault.”

Harley accused Chris of making it up

“WTF Chris out here on some Donkey Punch s**t! F**king Anaconda,” wrote another.

Fortunately for Chris, there are a couple more definitions of The Anaconda – one of which being a form of missionary that is a “rare combination of a sexual position and a state of euphoria caused by a male and a female being deeply connected to each other sexually, mentally and emotionally”.

Viewers were equally baffled and amused by Chris’ confession, with one tweeting: “Could someone please tell me what the Annoconda is…. If it is lying on the floor trying to digest a huge meal, then that’s my kind of kink.”

Another joked: “Watching Love Island and just had to Google what the anaconda sex position is, I think I’ve lived a very sheltered life.”

But it seems that Chris wasn’t even aware The Anaconda was already a thing, as he pretty much admitted to Harley he’d made it up for banter.

Chris half-admitted it wasn’t a real position

The pair were caught on camera boning up on each others’ personal details before the quiz, with Chris asking her: “Favourite sex position?”

“Reverse cowgirl,” she answered straightaway.

“Was gonna say you look like a reverse cowgirl kind of girl. Mine is the anaconda,” he told her.

“The f**k’s an anaconda?!”

“I don’t think we have time to go through that right now,” Chris said, drily.

Chris’ banter is starting to win over the girls in the villa

“Can you talk me through it please?” asked Harley.

“Right now? It’s very hard to describe with words…” Chris told her.

“Right, moving on then. You can’t just make up sex positions though,” she admonished him.

“I bloody well can,” he hit back.

*Love Island: Unseen Bits airs tonight at 9pm on ITV2

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