JOEY Essex has given viewers a look inside the insanely luxurious mansion that he bought when he was just 24.
Appearing on the new series of MTV Cribs, the former Towie star – who once boasted that he can’t even tell the time – showed off the jaw-dropping lad pad.
Joey owns a vast mansion with a Lamborghini in the drive[/caption]
From the Lamborghini parked in the drive to the basketball court, beach bar and hot tub out back, it proves you don’t have to be super-smart to get rich.
Showing off his motorbike he told viewers: “When I went on Towie, I upgraded to this bad boy. And when things really started popping I went for the white Lamborgini.”
He then crouched down in front of the mega-money car, which has the number plate “ESS3X”.
The tour began in his first of many walk-in wardrobes where a small fortune in clothing was neatly ordered according to colour.
There is a swimming pool at the back of the house[/caption]
Joey showed the pad off on MTV Cribs last night[/caption]
The former Towie star shook up a cocktail at his beach bar[/caption]
The star and best friend Jake enjoyed the hot tub[/caption]
He later showed off two more – one housing his denim garments and suits and a third where he kept a staggering 45 white t-shirts.
Over in one of his spare rooms, Joey jumped onto a black leather bed with his initials ‘J.E.’ attached to the headboard.
He joked: “This is quite a famous bed. If you don’t know where you are, ladies, just look up.”
Taking cameras into his master bedroom he announced: “You’re lucky, only a few people see this room” before bouncing on the blue velvet king-size bed.
Joey has no fewer than three walk-in wardrobes[/caption]
One room contained a rail of 45 identical white T-shirts[/caption]
Joey’s spare room features a bed with his initials on in it[/caption]
His own master bedroom is the most luxurious of the lot[/caption]
Outside the Essex house, he showed off his enormous garden complete with pool, beach bar and bubbling hot tub.
Tearing around the grass, the 29-year-old told viewers: “Let me show you my garden. You can have water pistol fights, you can have a slide.”
Then, grasping the enormous tropical tree in the middle of his lawn, he added: “And if you really want you can come up to this palm tree and give it the biggest cuddle in the world.”
Making his friend a drink, Joey explained: “This is my bar. It’s like having Ibiza in Essex. I’ve got the straws, I’ve got the flamingo just chilling.
The home has its own basketball court in the garden[/caption]
Joey blasted his best friend with champagne[/caption]
Shirtless Joey showed the cameras around his place[/caption]
Even the bathroom had a luxurious feel to it[/caption]
“I can make some cocktails. I’ve got champagne on fleek. Round here we only really drink champagne.”
He then shook up the bottle of bubbly and sprayed it all over his pal Jake, who was relaxing in the hot tub.
Joey is thought to be worth around £6 million thanks to his roles in reality shows including I’m A Celeb and Celebs Go Dating and his fashion line.
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