ALEX MICHAEL recaps Big Brother: Seven throws Angela under the bus

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ALEX MICHAEL recaps Big Brother: Seven throws Angela under the bus

Another one bites the dust.On Tuesday, just days after being rescued and whisked into a revenge bunker, fan favourite Angela was kicked to the kerb

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Another one bites the dust.

On Tuesday, just days after being rescued and whisked into a revenge bunker, fan favourite Angela was kicked to the kerb. 

You can call it tall poppy syndrome and blame the bogan brigade all you like – it was Channel Seven who killed Angela Clancy.

Under the bus: On Tuesday, just days after being rescued and whisked into a revenge bunker, fan favourite Angela was kicked to the curb. So who killed Angela Clancy?

Under the bus: On Tuesday, just days after being rescued and whisked into a revenge bunker, fan favourite Angela was kicked to the curb. So who killed Angela Clancy?

Who Killed Angela Clancy

Cancel culture: The lighthearted opening segment was rightfully cancelled on Monday, replaced with Angela begging her housemates to give her another chance

Cancel culture: The lighthearted opening segment was rightfully cancelled on Monday, replaced with Angela begging her housemates to give her another chance

The lighthearted opening segment was rightfully cancelled on Monday, replaced with Angela begging her housemates to give her another chance.   

Meanwhile, the audience were left wondering how the hell we got back here again. 

Last Sunday, Channel Seven made the decision to rescue the only interesting housemate, whisking her into a secret revenge dungeon (broom closet with laptop). 

‘Don’t worry Angela, you’ll get the last laugh!’ they said through gritted teeth, as the door slammed behind her.

How did we get back here again? Last Sunday, Channel Seven made the decision to rescue the only interesting housemate, whisking her into a secret revenge dungeon.'Don't worry Angela, you'll get the last laugh!' they said through gritted teeth

How did we get back here again? Last Sunday, Channel Seven made the decision to rescue the only interesting housemate, whisking her into a secret revenge dungeon. ‘Don’t worry Angela, you’ll get the last laugh!’ they said through gritted teeth

‘HA HA HA,’ they cackled to themselves. ‘Now who wants to fly my private jet to Thailand where we can legally shoot a cow with a bazooka?’

Angela sat in a bunker doing sweet FA for the next two days, before being released back into the house.

‘Hey you know how you guys got rid of Angela fair and square?’ Big Brother asked the housemates.

Sweet FA: Angela sat in a bunker doing sweet FA for the next two days, before being released back into the house.'Guys! Angela refused to leave and now she's back' said Big Brother.'GET HER!'

Sweet FA: Angela sat in a bunker doing sweet FA for the next two days, before being released back into the house. ‘Guys! Angela refused to leave and now she’s back’ said Big Brother. ‘GET HER!’

'Revenge': This is the equivalent of saving a tourist from drowning, promising to teach them how to swim and then handing them a boxed set of Baywatch

‘Revenge’: This is the equivalent of saving a tourist from drowning, promising to teach them how to swim and then handing them a boxed set of Baywatch

‘Well she refused to leave and she’s been spying on you the whole time. GET HER!’

This is the equivalent of saving a tourist from drowning, promising to teach them how to swim and then handing them a boxed set of Baywatch. 

‘Get studying! In two days, we’re going to drop you in the middle of the ocean and see if you make it back to land.’

‘Oh that’s weird? She’s dead. Nice one-piece though!’

The sharks are circling: 'Get studying! In two days we're going to drop you in the middle of the ocean!' 'Oh that's weird? She's dead. Nice one-piece though!'

The sharks are circling: ‘Get studying! In two days we’re going to drop you in the middle of the ocean!’ ‘Oh that’s weird? She’s dead. Nice one-piece though!’

Sorry To Burst Your Bubble 

Deflating: This week's food challenge was more quasi metaphorical dribble:'Alright nerds, here's a bunch of balloons. Strap them around ya and last one standing gets to sleep inside tonight'

Deflating: This week’s food challenge was more quasi metaphorical dribble: ‘Alright nerds, here’s a bunch of balloons. Strap them around ya and last one standing gets to sleep inside tonight’

This week’s gourmet food challenge was more quasi metaphorical dribble.

Big Brother: ‘Alright nerds. Didn’t get time to think of anything good. Just got back from Thailand. It was a MOO-ving experience.’

Housemates: ‘None of this happened. Stop trying to be clever and call back your half-baked jokes.’

Big Brother: ‘Fair cop. Anyway, here’s a bunch of balloons. Strap them around ya and last one standing gets to sleep inside tonight.’

He is risen: Mostly mute hipster Xavier finally perked up here, after three weeks of sitting in the corner with his $350'retro' Walkman and box of Radiohead cassettes

He is risen: Mostly mute hipster Xavier finally perked up here, after three weeks of sitting in the corner with his $350 ‘retro’ Walkman and box of Radiohead cassettes

Mostly mute hipster Xavier finally perked up here, after three weeks of sitting in the corner with his $350 ‘retro’ Walkman and box of Radiohead cassettes.

Xavier: ‘Hey if you guys like Tame Impala, you should give Pond a spin! Same industrial-disco aesthetic, but with the psychedelic-sludge turned up to 11!’ 

Housemates: ‘Shut up, Xavier.’ 

He was the early favourite, eliminating Sarah, Hannah and Kieran in quick succession.

Naturally the hipster is good at bursting everybody’s bubble – but in the end it was Mat who won, after Big Brother handed him a needle.  

‘But I’m anti-vax?’ he complained. 

Too easy: Naturally the hipster is good at bursting everybody's bubble - but in the end it was Mat who won, after Big Brother handed him a needle

Too easy: Naturally the hipster is good at bursting everybody’s bubble – but in the end it was Mat who won, after Big Brother handed him a needle

You Want More?

Want more? This led straight into the eviction nomination challenge. Big Brother:'Yo! Keep these cans up with your legs or some s**t. I'm out!'

Want more? This led straight into the eviction nomination challenge. Big Brother: ‘Yo! Keep these cans up with your legs or some s**t. I’m out!’

 This led straight into the eviction nomination challenge.

Big Brother: ‘Wait a sec, Gina Reinhart’s on the other line. Yes, I am free to to break into Sea World and spear an Orca in the head. Seven PM sounds great! And you’ve got spears or should I bring mine?’

Housemates: ‘What’s the bloody challenge?’

Big Brother: ‘Oh right. Keep these cans up with your legs or some s**t. I’m out!’ 

Turns out Sophie is the best at keeping the can up with her legs.

Angela knew she needed to win the challenge or it was game over, so she left to start prepping her sassy eviction speech. 

Sophie nominated Angela, Kieran and Casey.

Who's the best? Turns out Sophie is the best at keeping the can up with her legs. She nominated Angela, Kieran and Casey for eviction

Who’s the best? Turns out Sophie is the best at keeping the can up with her legs. She nominated Angela, Kieran and Casey for eviction

Secret Weapon 

The Queen's speech: Angela prepped her palm cards and strolled into the living room, where she sat quietly. Just waiting to pounce

The Queen’s speech: Angela prepped her palm cards and strolled into the living room, where she sat quietly. Just waiting to pounce

Angela shuffled her palm cards and strolled into the living room, where she sat quietly. Just waiting to pounce.

Chad: ‘Angela, if you lie to too many people, you’re going to end up on the couch.’

Angela: ‘Alright d**khead? Didn’t know you were capable of stringing a full sentence together?’

Nice, she’s one for one. 

Chad:'Angela, if you lie to too many people, you're going to end up on the couch'

Chad: ‘Angela, if you lie to too many people, you’re going to end up on the couch’

Angela:'Alright d**khead? Didn't know you were capable of stringing a full sentence together?' Nice, she's one for one

Angela: ‘Alright d**khead? Didn’t know you were capable of stringing a full sentence together?’ Nice, she’s one for one

Sophie: ‘I nominated Kieran and Casey as safe options just to get you kicked out!’

Angela: ‘That’s completely understandable, you always did take the easy route.’

Sophie: ‘Hey! Chad is NOT an easy root!’

Casey: ‘You’re so mean Angela! You have no idea how to play nice.’

Angela:'And Sophie, thanks for nominating Casey and Kieran as safe options. You always did take the easy route.'

Angela: ‘And Sophie, thanks for nominating Casey and Kieran as safe options. You always did take the easy route.’

Sophie:'Hey! Chad is NOT an easy root!'

Sophie: ‘Hey! Chad is NOT an easy root!’

Angela: ‘Casey, if I want advice on fake tans, I’ll come to you. Otherwise, shut the SPF up.

Just like the drowning tourist, Angela went down in a classy blaze of glory.

On the way out, she told the producers that her secret weapon was lip gloss and Lipton.  

Fine. But we all know the real secret weapon was that she wasn’t a boring deads**t with nothing to offer the world except 15% discounts on infrared fat removal wands. 

Casey:'You're so mean Angela! You have no idea how to play nice.'

Casey: ‘You’re so mean Angela! You have no idea how to play nice.’

Angela:'Casey, if I want advice on fake tans, I'll come to you. Otherwise, shut the SPF up

Casey's face says it all

Angela: ‘Casey, if I want advice on fake tans, I’ll come to you. Otherwise, shut the SPF up. Just like the drowning tourist, Angela went down in a classy blaze of glory. She will be missed

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